What Do Holidays and Ninjas Have in Common?
They tend to sneak up on you and catch you unprepared, but, so much fun!
Everywhere I go, I hear “I can’t believe it’s already December! The holidays are almost here! Where did the time go?” It usually does comes right after everyone says “I can’t believe it’s already November! Where did the time go?” (I’m still going with the theory that everyone loves a smart ass.)
December brings it’s own pressures, with the plethora of holidays that involve gift giving: Hanukkah, Christmas, Boxing Day, Saturnalia, the Winter Solstice (northern hemisphere), the Summer Solstice (southern hemisphere) Kwanzaa, and National Cotton Candy Day, just to name a few. It’s overwhelming and can feel never-ending.
Of course, we all think that The Strap Saver is the perfect gift for any occasion, but, as we’ve established before, it presents a problem. Asking your sibling/ significant other/ child/ friend/ coworker/ favorite celebrity for the width of their bra/bathing suit strap can be problematic. Walking up to them, pulling out their bra strap and holding it up to a ruler might be a little awkward. (It would also ruin the surprise.) Hiring ninjas to break into their house to measure it for you is kinda (ok, really) against the law. (once again, as much as we love ninjas – and we really do! – we don’t condone illegal behavior)
So, once again, instead of getting carted off to the clink in the name of perkiness, may we suggest a gift certificate? They can be purchased in denominations of $10 and $15, which works perfect with our pricing of $15 for the first pair, $10 for each additional pair. (don’t forget, standard shipping is always free in the US!) And, for you instant gratification (or last-minute!) folks, the gift certificates are delivered with your receipt for download. They never expire and any portion not used can be saved for a future purchase.
So, this holiday season, give your sibling/ significant other/ child/ friend/ coworker/ favorite celebrity the perfect gift to add a little spring to their straps.
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